Good afternoon, fellow humans. If you're like me, you're Ben.
At any rate, the weekend is upon us and soon I'll be leaving work and headed out into the less-structured though somewhat normative weekend tradition. I would imagine that coffee will be had, books will be read and the companionship of a beautiful young woman will be enjoyed. But what will I be doing this weekend, you ask? Ha!
And why are you still reading these terrible jokes, you ask?
I don't know.